Almost famous

I just "googled" myself to see what amazing things I can learn about me via the internet. Turns out, I don't exist in cyberspace. Not even this blog comes up. I guess this means I will never have an experience like in that movie where Hitch looks up the girl on the internet and plans a whole date around what he found out about her. Just as well I guess.

I should do something to at least get on the public records. I'm sure if I went bankrupt, got married, or sued someone, then my name would appear. Can anyone help me figure out how to sue someone?